We just got the new Cruze in

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 03/31/2016 at 11:45 • Filed to: None

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These are hideous. Maybe they’ll grow on me but this is all sorts of awful.

Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 11:50

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Better than the Corolla - looking forward to renting one when they get to Hertz, etc.

Tripper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 11:51

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That car looks like its wearing a bathing suit that is too small

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 11:51

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That tack on spoiler is just pathetic.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 11:53

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The hatch definitely looks better in pics.

Wacko > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 11:56

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I see some 2011-2016 Elantra and some Civic in that.

McMike > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:06

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Goes like hell

LongbowMkII > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:06

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Saw one on the lot yesterday while getting warranty work on the Cruze. It wasn’t bad imo, but the super low profile tires on 16" wheels were definitely weird.

Looking forward to the hatch. The sedan look is clearly forced on this gen, and most modern compacts.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:10

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the rear looks like a Fiesta Sedan and a 2016 Civic made a baby.

jjhats > LongbowMkII 03/31/2016 at 12:15

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says the guy that drives a old ass toyota

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:16

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Ewww

mazda616 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:26

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The current Cruze is a tidy looking small car. This is a blatant attempt to remain relevant and is bad. Very bad.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:33

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Almost looks like Fiesta sedan from the back...

Very disappointed in Chevy designs lately. The new models look worse than the outgoing ones.

LongbowMkII > jjhats 03/31/2016 at 12:35

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:( I wish.

I like the ST cars, but I just couldn’t pull that punch, sorry.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:51

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Don’t mind the front.

Not a fan of dat ass.

RyanFrew > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:55

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I legitimately thought that was a Chrysler 200 when I saw the thumbnail on Oppo FP.

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 12:57

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Is it just a Volt sans hybrid system, or? Looks pretty dang close to me.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 13:22

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all new chevy and toyotas look like a dog shit on the designer desks and they just looked at it and said ok

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 13:24

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Oh hey my car, but redesigned. I actually like mine better. Huh.

Jayhawk Jake > jjhats 03/31/2016 at 14:00

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Rich coming from a catfish owner

BKosher84 > Jayhawk Jake 03/31/2016 at 14:05

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Funny coming from someone who used to own a Sonic RS.

Jayhawk Jake > BKosher84 03/31/2016 at 14:54

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Yeah, the Sonic RS was a good looking car

Jonee > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 14:58

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Why’d they make it look like the Dart?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jonee 03/31/2016 at 15:50

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Dart/Civic/Focus/Impreza. It’s the most generic thing ever and has the worst visibility imaginable.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 16:05

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Is it just me, or did the Malibu and Cruze just sort of melt for ‘16?

pjhusa > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/31/2016 at 16:44

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Call it generic, but I don’t hate it.

jjhats > Jayhawk Jake 03/31/2016 at 17:45

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rich coming from the I couldn’t afford a v8 owner

Jayhawk Jake > jjhats 03/31/2016 at 19:47

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Funny from the FWD hatchback owner

TDogg > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/03/2016 at 11:01

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I liked the previous gen Cruze a lot but that thing is hideous.